I ran over a fork because I hate dogs.

Something Silly!! (Don't ask me WHY! Just do it!) Reply and let me know the results.

Pick the month you were born:
January - I kicked
February - I loved
March - I smoked
April - I bear hugged
May - I choked on
June - I murdered
July - I skinny dipped with
August - I had lunch with
September - I danced with
October - I sang to
November - I yelled at
December - I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1 - a birdbath
2 - a monster
3 - a phone
4 - a fork
5 - a Mexican
6 - a gangster
7 - my cell phone
8 - my dog
9 - my best friends boyfriend
10 - a goat
11 - my science teacher
12 - a banana
13 - a fireman
14 - my neighbor
15 - a stuffed animal
16 - a pickle
17 - your mom
18 - a spoon
19 - myself
20 - a baseball bat
21 - a ninja
22 - Barney
23 - a noodle
24 - a squirrel
25 - a football player
26 - my sister
27 - my brother
28 - an iPod
29 - a permanent marker
30 - a llama
31 - a homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White - because I'm cool like that.
Black - because that's how I roll.
Gray - because I was dancing like a monkey.
Pink - because I'm NOT a DIVA.
Red - because the voices told me to.
Orange - because I love my family.
Yellow - because someone offered me 1 million dollars.
Green - because I hate dogs.
Blue - because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Purple - because I'm cool.
Brown - because I'm crazy.
other - because I'm a ninja.
None - because I can't control myself